Oh man, have we got a treat for you. Three talented craftsmen who work exclusively with their hands. Three! They are guitar makers at Australia’s very own Maton Guitars. Since 1946 Maton have been producing some of the finest guitars the world has ever seen. Frankly, they make Gretsch look like Yamaha. That’s a very harsh thing to say, and we’re not sure if it’s true or if it even makes sense, but it’s out there now and we have to live with it.

We sat down with Andy, Cassy and Dario of Maton and asked them all the heavy, probing questions that make us the Vanity Fair for people who still live with their parents.